July 2009
3 posts
Short Shorts: 7/29 →
Can you imagine TO and Marbury living together? Can you imagine if the Thunder had drafted Oden? Can you imagine if the WNBA had some other taglines? We can.
Short Shorts: 7/22 →
This Short Shorts podcast takes things to extremes. Whether it’s Diana Taurausi’s extreme drinking, Steve Nash’s extremely weird contract extention, or an extremely inspiring rendition of the Short Shorts intro, we’ve got it all.
Short Shorts: 7/8 →
Short Shorts is BACK, and this podcast is guaranteed make you laugh, cry, and then cry so hard that you laugh. After the boys cover all the major action in the NBA’s off-season, Dan has the chance to talk hockey and goes completely insane.
June 2009
2 posts
Shorter Shorts: 6/16 →
Fill the void before the next full-length Short Shorts podcast with some NBA Finals shenanigans and our first uncensored profanity.
Short Shorts: 6/02 →
The NBA Finals are here, so this Short Shorts podcast features a healthy dose of Big Papi, Donald Sutherland and picture-drawing. We also talk about the NBA Finals…a lot.
May 2009
4 posts
Short Shorts: 5/27 →
Once Josh and Dan finish debating which remaining NBA playoff team has the brightest future and deciding who’s the third most valuable player in the Cavs/Magic series, they truly devote themselves to trashing Anderson Varejao. Anderson, if you’re listening, you brought this on yourself.
Short Shorts: 5/15 →
Is anyone more pesky than Shane Battier? Is John Olerud as intimidating as LaDainian Tomlinson? Is Kobe a big fan of lifting up his kids? Is Dan hungover? All these answers, and much more, are answered on this Short Shorts podcast.
Short Shorts: 5/6 →
This Short Shorts podcast features a healthy dose of push-ups, profanity and peanuts. And if that’s not enough, we even found time to sing Mr. Big Shot’s praises, discuss our dream NBA Finals match-ups and unveil a ridiculously controversial Brett Favre conspiracy.
Short Shorts: 5/1 →
This Short Shorts podcast was going great. We had a nice chat about Ron Artest’s insanity, spoke of Starbury’s continuing fall from grace and gave some well-earned props to Mr. Rondo. Then, out of nowhere, came the flesh-eating bacteria.
April 2009
4 posts
Short Shorts: 4/23 →
Prepare for podcast euphoria as Josh and Dan present a few athletes with much-needed nicknames, debate which NBA teams can turn their series around and thank their lucky stars that Stan Van Gundy isn’t reading them bedtime stories.
Short Shorts: 4/15 →
Gather ‘round kids and we’ll sing you a song about tigers, teach you valuable lessons about building an NBA franchise and do our best to ensure you don’t become a lazy bum like Vince Carter when you grow up.
Short Shorts: 4/09 →
In this heavenly edition of Short Shorts, Josh and Dan aggressively flirt with Dick Vitale, predict what the future holds for the Suns and Bobcats, and deliberate the potential of a Tiger Woods fist pump.
Short Shorts: 4/03 →
Dan accepts a job as the Chargers QB, Josh demotes Shaq to the mail room and Short Shorts proudly presents the Dan Cohen Gossip Report…if we ever had any credibility, we’ve officially lost it.
March 2009
4 posts
Short Shorts: 3/27 →
If you’re looking for tips on impressing the “cool kids”, an analysis of Michael Vick’s newest posse of dogs and some chatter about MJ’s toughest NBA Finals foe, listen to Short Shorts. If you’re looking for something else, we’re going to cry.
Short Shorts: 3/22 →
Josh puts Jay Cutler in time-out, Dan goes on an epic Twitter rampage and the boys rest their hopes on the not-so-safe hands of Stephon Marbury and Baron Davis.
Short Shorts: 3/12 →
Sasha Vujacic, Marv Albert, Randy Moss, Diana Taurasi and the Incredible Hulk all stop by to celebrate the Short Shorts 10th Podcast Bonanza! Also, Dan gets to talk hockey for two minutes and completely loses his mind.
Short Shorts: 3/05 →
Between covering the latest with the TO saga, Allen Iverson’s “sore back” and Tony Parker’s positive mental attitude, Dan and Josh still find time to offend over 100 million people.
February 2009
5 posts
Short Shorts: 2/27 →
Dan soaks up the sun, Josh confesses his love for The Rooster and Manny jumps head-first into the ball pit. Basically, your average day in the land of Short Shorts.
Short Shorts: 2/23 →
Josh and Dan hurl rapid-fire questions at each other in the first installment of Lightning Shorts, covering everything from CC Sabathia doing cannonballs to women flying out of bobsleds.
Short Shorts: 2/18 →
Love is in the air, as Josh and Dan show sincere appreciation for their biggest fan, give Michael Jordan a huge birthday hug and send Rick Reilly some fan mail.
Short Shorts: 2/12 →
Josh and Dan discuss new homes for the Big Enigma, fantasize PETA vs. Vick riots during Jets games and host an emotional poetry reading.
Short Shorts: 2/04 →
Josh makes podcasting history, Dan searches for change in the couch cushions and Kobe reaps the benefits of Andrew Bynum’s injury.
January 2009
3 posts
Short Shorts: 1/30 →
Josh and Dan take you back to the glory days of the WWF, chastise Larry Fitzgerald for being so nice and debate the merits of Kurt Warner’s facial hair.
Short Shorts: 1/23 →
Josh and Dan break new ground with two, well, different breeds of NBA All-Star Lineups and introduce the world to Betting Men.
Short Shorts: 1/21 →
In the spirit of the upcoming NBA All-Star Game, Josh and Dan introduce the world to their All-Chemistry Team.